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Tiffany: I thought Bar Mitzvah means I have to get up on the bar and show everyone my mitzvah.
by thoughts_and_prayers June 5, 2019
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Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.
Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?
by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010
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Motzapizza

Long-time nickname of the Long Island town of Massapequa. It is often known for its large population of Italians and Jews. Guido teens speed down the tree-lined streets in their Infiniti's. Many of the kids are considered "half and half," having an Italian-Catholic father and Jewish mother. Pretty much Italians and Jews living in harmony.
Hey, half the block has Christmas lights, and the other half has menorahs.

-Yeah, dude, we're in Motzapizza.
by ddn93 August 29, 2012
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mitzya

Damn A mitzya is the best thing that could happen to you . She's always saying dumb shit to make you laugh and always makes you smile . "He's just another nigga that's gonna get dropped'
Mitzya is a comadre
by mitzya November 2, 2017
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Bro Mitzfah

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history, learn and memorize a hymn, poem or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.
We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzfah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.
by Tee Adams June 11, 2017
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Montze

A Montze is a young girl who will spill he heart out to anyone she meets. It doesn't matter if their new friends r old friends, she will do anything that she can to get all the anger and frustration and sadness out of her mind.
Montze is the most trustful person in the whole world.
She is always a person that if you need a human pillow, she's got you.
by Publisher 12345 February 12, 2018
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Beijing Bar Mitzvah

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.
by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008
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