Moist

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.

Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"

by Moistninja February 23, 2014

moist

The most hated word in the English language. Means 'wet' and is often used to relate to the state of a female's nether regions.

Aaron: I made her so moist last night!
Bill: I know, right?
Charles: Shut up, I hate that word.

by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 18, 2012

Moist

Lame, boring; the opposite of lit.

Bob: Dawwgggg this party lit af!!
Darnell: Your party moist, where the alcohol at?

by MoistMaster69 July 14, 2016

Moist

Moist: this term is used when someone says/does something so idiotic or stupid. Also used to describe an "uncool" person, another way to say this is "wet" which means the exact same thing.

Boy: "4+7= 13? Right?"
Friend: "13?! HAHAHAHA NO! You're so moist!"

*uncool person walks by*
Girl: "Oh my god, look at her ugly clothes, so wet."

by chirpyy March 26, 2015

moist

describing someone or something that looks bad a hot mess sounds bad or looks bad.

1.damn, dat bitch look real moist !
2.you sound real moist right now, stop it !
3.Man, that chick was lookin so moist last night i had to leave.

by JayszWifeyy15 December 17, 2008

Moist

What Luke B becomes when he sees Sadie Sink

Luke sees Sadie sink:OMG ITS HER OMG I WANT TO TOUCH HER (becomes moist)
Everyone else:ewwwww

by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019

moist

According to most surveys, the #1 favorite word by the female gender. They especially enjoy combining it with other words in the top of the list to form sentences, such as:

"I have moist and chunky cottage cheese tits"

Hang on, let's squirt these bath towels to get them all chunky and moist before we use them

Aww that kitten is adorable! I bet it's really moist!

by waskeyjam November 15, 2016