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A fictional number that was made up by minion fans referencing the popular movie trilogy ''Minions''.
Person 1: Dude have you heard that Minions: The Rise of Gru sold 1 +Minionillion tickets today?
Person 2: That's so crazy! we should totally see that movie!
Person 2: That's so crazy! we should totally see that movie!
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'El-Mito' is a mexican drug lord wanted in 53 countries for 77,000 counts of murder, 54,000 rapes, and drug trafficking a total of 14 tonnes of pure mexican black tar heroin. 'Ch' is the CEO of hoes. However, they can combine, creating the Deity 'Chel-Mito', known in; Christianity as God, Islam as Allah, Nordic as the All-Father Odin. Chel-Mito has unimaginable libido matched only by Jormungandr (Mat Oldfield), Shrek, and Big Jimmy Passlow.
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by anonymus May 6, 2005
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