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Misanthropesexual

I identify as a misanthropesexual.
by Solidarityisnice July 10, 2021
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Misanthrope

A person who is generally cynical and has
a hatred for the majority of the human
race.
DAMN! That ni**a Simon thinks all these grown men who take their birthday parties seriously are gay. What a Misanthrope!
by I hate fat broads May 29, 2024
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Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 2, 2024
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selective misanthrope

Much like a regular misanthrope except it's hatred or mistrust over most of mankind instead of all of mankind in general.
MAN 1:How can your girlfriend love you? She's a misanthrope!

MAN 2: No, she's a selective misanthrope, there's a difference.
by Wolf bitch February 10, 2025
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Misanthropistic

Hatred or Misanthrop towards men
The woman was being misanthropistic towards my male co-workers
by A helping man hand January 7, 2023
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misanthropic manlet

The perpetually petulant, paranoid and pessimistic petite misanthropic manlet is an isolated loner manlet who childishly shuns the company of grown-ups and instead prefers to focus his girlishly giddy energy on pursuing his numerous hobbies, including but not limited to: alcoholism, compulsively measuring his immutably dwarfed height every five minutes, e-shopping for children's clothes and high heels, daydreaming about getting pegged by a seven-foot tall dominatrix while he sings Short People in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, performing delusional height increasing stretching exercises while listening to Skee-Lo's "I wish" and wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra, venting his manlet rage by ranting about how all women (righteously) reject and laugh at him at his local Bagel Boss and putting the finishing touches on his manlet manifesto before shooting up his favorite Barbie Dreamhouse due to the Barbie doll he was crushing on calling him an inherently effeminate, microscopically infinitesimal stunted beastling of a sissy manlet boy when she caught him in the Dreamhouse manlet pit as the deranged low IQ manlet was stupidly attempting to give the, by comparison towering, Ken doll a standing blowjob.
Emma: Lol, why is that misanthropic manlet furiously dry humping that garden gnome over there? Allison: It's because manlets can't be choosers. Emma: Short people got nobody. Allison: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Also know as The Temple of the Black Light is a Satanic occult order founded in Sweden in 1995. It originally was part of the True Satanist Horde founded by Tony Särkkä but became an independent organization due to ideological differences.
Misanthropic Luciferian Order is a Swedish o9a cell,
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
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