The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.
1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."
2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."
2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."
by Bweahns May 31, 2009
Get the midnight sausage mug.The strange sensation you get when it is past midnight and you are Facebook chatting, instant messaging, or Skyping with your friends.
Symptoms include:
Slurred typing ("alfdkja;lsdfjk" or "cdlackg" instead of "clocks").
Invention of new vocabulary.
Being amused easily and quickly by thinks that would not normally be deemed as funny.
Loss of hand-keyboard coordination
Symptoms include:
Slurred typing ("alfdkja;lsdfjk" or "cdlackg" instead of "clocks").
Invention of new vocabulary.
Being amused easily and quickly by thinks that would not normally be deemed as funny.
Loss of hand-keyboard coordination
i_love_sarah: the advangtages of not setting cdlackg right.
i_love_sarah: what the hell?
i_love_sarah: *chlocks
i_love_sarah: **CLOCKS.
flola1337: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LOLZ ROFL
flola1337: uhoh.
flola1337: i think you have midnightis, sarah.
i_love_sarah: what the hell?
i_love_sarah: *chlocks
i_love_sarah: **CLOCKS.
flola1337: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LOLZ ROFL
flola1337: uhoh.
flola1337: i think you have midnightis, sarah.
by flola June 21, 2009
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by kstan34 May 29, 2010
Get the midnight dewdrop mug.1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.
She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.
by Phil Conners October 13, 2011
Get the Midnight Sneeze mug.The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
by TittyCream November 6, 2012
Get the Midnight Toking mug.When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.
by Kp1336 November 23, 2016
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