Wardrobe Malfunction

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

by MB February 2, 2004

Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.

I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

by WestCoastLisa June 27, 2006

wardrobe malfunction

Actually, a shortened version of WMD, slightly altered and presented as art. Wardrobe malfunction-noun: something that does not exist, in this case clothing that has been previously removed.

Ron Jeremy on the set.

by Leo February 7, 2004

G-MILF

an acroym for 'Grand Mother I'd Like to Fuck'

used superbly by skwisgaar skwigelf in
the first episode of metalocalypse.

stemming from the term MILF.

"guess what you are a G-MILF. that is a grand mother i would like to......"
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf

by Eszt0r_bot January 28, 2008

wardrobe malfunction

An incident in the 1970s on the popular game show "The Price is Right" in which a contestant named Yolanda Bowersley is called to Contestants Row and her tube top falls off, revealing her breasts.

Yolanda Bowersly, come on down! You're the first four con--OH MY GOODNESS, Yolanda's TOP CAME OFF!!!

Janet Jackson wasn't the first to experience a wardrobe malfunction.
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by 1_WTC_Lock August 30, 2004

milf day

This special day happens on the 2nd Sunday in May. It usually coincides with Mother's Day. It is mostly celebrated by male teens and old, balding men.

Hey dude, it's milf day today! What did you get for Patrick's mom?

by Jay-Zed May 9, 2008

Milfia

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.

I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.

by Lady Roses June 3, 2009