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Midway

A magical orifice located in the midsection of the human body. It resembles a balloon knot or devil's onion ring.

The smoke that comes out of the midway smells like vine-ripened tomatoes, and you have to wear a cup over it because people try to put their fingers in it while you're playing sports.

Its speed is 180psi, and yours makes ssdfhshshhsshshshshshshsssshhhhhh sound, only without a d. You can use a turkey thermometer and baster to find the psi of your midway.

Having sex in the midway is acceptable, though some cops will arrest you for doing it.
Do you have to shave your midway? Kevin Olli does.
by Not Kevin Olli March 31, 2009
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From the Midway boards

To be "from the Midway boards" is to be unintelligent, or of a very young age (approx 10 years old). A popular phrase in the gaming community derived from ribbing members of a certain internet message board, renowned for being very young and/or quite dim. One does not actually have to have visted said website to be "from the Midway boards," as it is just a euphemism for acting childish, immature, or just generally stupid.
SEKTORZSUBSCORPIONCHI666: H3y haz anyne1 seen THe movie JAWS!???????????????????????? IT Has real scareey shaarks in it and they bit peeple and they bleed and blood GOES EVERYWHERE and it rocksz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James: ...You're "from the Midway boards," aren't you?
by Mr. Tobias October 4, 2005
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Tuloso Midway

Tuloso Midway is a suburb outside of Corpus Christi that is commonly said to be in annaville. Most of the kids that go to Tuloso Midway are relatively ghetto. Although there are some nice people there, allot of them are Mexican- Americans who think they are Native Americans. They are known for their terrible football team and their auditorium which is pretty good. Many of the students have committed crimes and end up in alt-Ed at some point. Everyone wears Vans, gets into fights, and does drugs. Much to theme resentment of the few good kids of Tuloso.
She’s from Tuloso Midway
by Flour Bluff May 9, 2018
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Midway High School

A high school in Waco, Texas that is currently 4A but is about to turn 5A. Midway is a wonderful school district that I have gone to my whole life. Home of the panthers, Midway is great at just about every sport. Numerous state championships in girls basketball and volleyball. Undefeated district football champs, and played in the Cowboys Stadium twice this year. A very nice school.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to Midway High School."
"LUCKY!!!"
by SBear25 May 12, 2011
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Midway, Chicago

A Shit-hole where the Monroe Rats Live
Slums of India, Midway, Chicago
by Muhahah December 12, 2012
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mid-day stretch

When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.
"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."
by Dan Neubelt May 24, 2007
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Mitday

Mitday is another term for a girlfriend.

Also abbreviated as:

"Mit"
"Mitty"
"Mitgina"

Used By ColBoys Mainly
Yo Andy where you going?
going to meet da Mitday bro.

Bro i got to go, i gotta pick up the mitty mannnn.

Bro wheres your mitgina at?
shes at netball training at the moment.
by Dillan Thomson June 19, 2009
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