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messiah the great

may be one of the greatest emperors in the universe, though his arch rival the rock king aka me can say otherwise
"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!
by THE ROCK KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING September 29, 2021
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messiah sanford

A kid who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences and who's hands are super sweaty for no reason.
Messiah Sanford's hands are so sweaty
I know right he is such a Bozo!
SMH my head
by BruhF1sh March 21, 2022
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Rico Messiah

The Messiah of the RICO charge . A true hustler with book and street smarts .

The people’s champ.
You getting to that money huh? You laying lowkey. You must be Rico Messiah.
by KYNG of Kingz April 13, 2021
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messiah

Obama is the new messiah; when he takes office the oceans will stop rising, the air will clear of pollution, and America will heal her wounds. We will have hope for the future, and a future filled with hope.
by Slick W. October 8, 2008
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mile high messiah

The nickname for the Denver Broncos 2010 first round draft choice, Tim Tebow.
Dude, are you a proud believer in the mile high messiah?
by demonicshamrock August 8, 2010
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Messiah

A guy who will bring peace to the world and blah blah blah.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
1. Christian from the Middle Ages: Thou shalt go to Hell because your a Jew! Now don't give this Jew any respect because he killed Jesus, the Messiah! KILL HIM!
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??

2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.

3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
by Starwarsgeek133 March 5, 2010
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messiah

Used when referring to a person who is extremely late and will almost undoubtedly never turn up.
by maxgrey December 14, 2008
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