Melting my cheese 

When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.

I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.

Melting my cheese by BlueGarnet January 2, 2020

Melting chapstick

making out

Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night

Melting chapstick by bastardcryptid February 23, 2020

Melting creamsicle 

When cum drips out of the vagina after a cream pie

“I pulled down my pants to shower and was dripping cum, I’m a melting creamsicle”

Melting creamsicle by Xoxodevilish December 1, 2020

melting cuddle 

Hsnjzkkxksj WHEN SOMEONE IS SO FKCUFJ SAD RUAT YOU CUDDLE THEM AND THEY FORM INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR ARMS AND OT MAKES YIU HAPPY

My bestie and I fruddled for a little and he melted. It became a melting cuddle that way.

melting cuddle by I am driving at 120mph January 21, 2024

melting moment 

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

melting moment by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

Melting Whopper

A sexual act preformed specifically with bald dark skin women in which one urinates on the woman's bald head

I just melting whoppered her face off

Melting Whopper by BuhPluh June 21, 2025

Melting John

When you are so incredibly desperate to defecate that your anal cavity begins to fill with a hot sensation as if your faeces have liquified in your anus

I'm in need for a melting john like or else I'll bust

Melting John by Pdz\ March 13, 2026