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Melbourne
Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
Melbourne by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 18, 2022
Melbourne
Melbourne is a city in australia in the state of Victoria, it is the crime capital out of all the major cities (except Darwin coz no one gives a shit about Darwin it’s all country land) and is notoriously known for having the longest covid lockdown in human history. Melbourne was once referred to as the most liveable city in the world but has quickly been on a downfall to becoming the Chicago of Australia. The gang violence down here gets worse and worse every month. Going out in the city at night is risky and dangerous. Knife & gun crime are on a rise. Melbourne has a reputation for the most corrupt police officers in the country and the current premier has recently been accused in parliament for corruption. From this perspective your better off moving out
Jake: “aye cuz let’s go on a flight to Melbourne and enjoy our life”
Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”
Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”
“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
Cruz: “fuck no cuz there’s legit nothin to do beside walk around a big city go couple restaurants and get pulled up on by 20 sudos with balaclavas and puffer jackets”
Jake: “don’t be a pussy mate we wont get rolled up on”
“The two proceed to Get drilled (robbed) for there credit cards and wallets”
Melbourne by Burncitylingo January 30, 2023
Melbourne
The city that is better than sydney and everyone is only permitted to dress in black
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
You can experience 4 seasons in just under an hour!
Expect to find eshays at almost every train station, threatening you and trying to steal ur nike tns, and threatening to shank you.
Tourist: Wtf?!? It was 50°c two minutes ago!! How is it snowing!?! How is it snowing in Melbourne?!?
Melbourne by MaxiTheTaxi January 9, 2024