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She is the type of girl that you would not expect to be the "different" cool girl. She has her unique style. Might be shy at first and later talks her arm off. She can be needy at times but mostly she is a giving person. If you meet her or are good friends with her, do not betray her. She will do anything to get back at you. However, if you love her and give her the love she needs she will do anything in return to return the favor.
Melanie is awesome probably the best girl out there.
Melanie by onehitwondergirl September 14, 2011
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blind-melanin 

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.
Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!
blind-melanin by ohthree11 December 9, 2010

Melanie Martinez 

Melanie Martinez, is an american singer/ songwriter/ actress who has made two albums and an EP called dollhouse, her two albums are called crybaby and k-12, k-12 is also a film

Fact file !

1. She is allergic to red apples

2. She loves chocolate
3.she hates being called queen or mommy and she prefers being called daddy

4. She has two dogs, peanut and mouse

5.her bf is Oliver tree

Recently Melanie's song playdate has gained a ton of fame on tik tok and melanie has released a lyric vid for playdate and is currently working on a music vid in madonna inn!

If you haven't listened to melanie , I recommend you check her out , she is an amazing inspiration!
Friend : " who's melanie martinez?"

Me and other crybabys: " THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH"

purpose of meaning 

Phrase used in Dexters Laboratory.
Purpose of meaning is not known to any human except Dee Dee. She explained it to Einstein and that has driven Dexter mad.
Dexter: what is the purpose of meaning?
Dee Dee (while writing complex equations) : easy, easy, easy, easy!!!
purpose of meaning by oyak May 10, 2009
Melanie -
A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.
Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
DONT EVER EVER argue with a Melanie.
Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.
Just shutup.
Shes right.
Your wrong.
Everyones happy.
Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!
Melanie sure knows what shes talking about!
Melanie by SomethingDifferent07 January 8, 2009
The most incredible girl around. She is sweet, caring, and truly amazing. She worries what others think about her but beats to her own drum. She always tries to entertain and is great at character voices and accents. She is a natural beauty and needs no makeup to wow even the most judgemental individual. She is always there for her friends and family and wears her heart on her sleeve.
Melaine Walker, Sainte Melaine
Melaine by Great Gambini February 3, 2010
Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)
Damn Melania looks hot today
Melania by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014