McMuffin Nut

When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin

It was a McMuffin Nut

by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023

Saucy McMuffin

When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.

Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"

Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."

Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."

Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."

by anon72298 December 10, 2013

Tyler McMuffin

My son's name.

Tyler McMuffin: I am your son.
Me: Correct.

by alecwind June 26, 2021

Dick McMuffin

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.

Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!

by MrXYZ123 September 11, 2021

Mcmuffined

Someone who does not show up when they say they are going to

Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again to help. We've been Mcmuffined!

by disgruntledfm August 15, 2015

Thot McMuffin

When a pretty female associates with many men and tends to have lost of guys in her vagina

Hey there goes that thot McMuffin, why can’t she just be with me

by Ghettowords April 04, 2020

McMuffin

damn po-lice......he didn't do McMuffin

let my son go, he didn't do McMuffin

by allan88 September 07, 2018