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Maynard James Keenan

Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.
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maynard

A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.
Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."
by APropist July 15, 2011
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mactard

A Mac fan that blindly believe that any products produced by Apple Inc. is superior to all other products of the same kind. Such a person believe that Apple is the "de facto standard" of similar products and also believe that Apple is the victim from which others simply copy inventions from.
User 1: Do you thing this ASUS laptop or that Toshiba's is faster? I got so excited after I tried Windows 7.

User 2: Neither, Windows 7 is just Windows. You should get a Mac, "it just works" and doesn't have "thousand of viruses".

User 1: Have you even use Windows 7?

User 2: No, but it is a rebrand of Windows Me and Windows Vista. No matter how much Microsoft try to copy from Mac, Windows 7 is just like putting lipstick on a pig.

Users 1: You are such a Mactard, commenting on a product you haven't even use!
by Day2Die December 6, 2009
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mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.
God, how can you be such a mastard?
by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007
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mactarded

When anything looks pretty and nice but is non-functional as is a Mac computer.
"The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."

"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
by HPiddy December 23, 2009
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Mactard

A computer user who has forgotten (or is ignorant of) the true purpose of the computers existence. A mactard is oblivious to the fact that the computer is a tool for doing legitimate work but is enamored by how cool his MAC looks.
mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.

windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?

mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
by lcsgeek May 14, 2009
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by Danielle February 20, 2004
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