mallet head

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.

He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006

marletta

large penis

Marletta

by fricky dicky schmicky April 13, 2020

mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.

Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.

by Jezzirok April 15, 2008

Mallet Pussy

Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.

Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!

by Chase with a Cane December 30, 2016

mayleena

The most amazing girl. She is very down to earth and humble. She is an amazing dancer and can outdance you any day.

Girl one: Have you met Mayleena
Girl two: yeah, she is such a good dancer!!

by Rhhxycjd July 3, 2017

Maylena

BIG ASS DYKE

wow Maylena was dyking out at the store today.

QUIT BEING A MF DYKE MAYLENA

by your_m8 April 8, 2019

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018