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Dirty Maxx

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo
by The Maxx Condom Co. June 22, 2024
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Maxx

Person 1: 'See that sexy guy over there? He's definitely a Maxx.'
Person 2: 'Definitely.'
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Maxx

An acedemic weapon. A big acedemic weapon with lots and lots of sloppy sunday experience
I saw maxx on church
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Maxx

An acedemic weapon. A big acedemic weapon with lots and lots of sloppy sunday experience
I saw maxx on church
by Grumpyninja3330 July 23, 2024
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big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx

a big guacamoly meat stick lick licker maxx is a person who cant stop licking people. commonly used in north american parts of the world
"yo my homie big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx trace is always licking peoples meat".
"damn homie thas crazy twin"
by ni double g a June 20, 2025
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maxxe

A person who gives you answers for history homework
Oh wow your like maxxe, thanks for the answers
by Weeeee69420 January 20, 2021
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Maxx

Maxx, better known as the CEO of life.
by Gjeoenghe November 23, 2021
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