Mattia

Being a lesbian guy, someone who doesn't fuck at all, AT ALL

Poor Mattia, he is just ugly

" OMG that boy is lesbian AS FUCK"
"I know it's Mattia"

by NBAValentino November 24, 2021

Mattia

That type of guy who got that fat and mastodontic penis, always horny and swag. Oh, he's italian.

Oh look, that's a Mattia, he can get pregnant a woman already pregnant!

by letsssfuckinggoooOOOO000000000 February 13, 2022

Mattia

Mattia is Alex’s boyfriend, and he loves Alex more than anything in the world (even carbonara).
Mattia’s idol is Eric Cartman.

Wow! Is that Alex’s boyfriend, Mattia? I heard he’s a pasta god!

by Alexstg November 23, 2021

Mattia

Mattia's an awesome, talented,brilliant, incredible, amazing,showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique person.
They are shy, kind, soft, a loooooooooooooooot gay.
The word uwu describes them very well

Uwu, look at him! Mattia's incredibly amazing!!

by Idkburrito March 30, 2019

Mattia

Mattia is probably a small italian. But the biggest part of his body is his dick. Its normal for him to have several girlfriends at the same time. U can use Mattia also as an adjective.

you are such a mattia = U are such a playboy.
omagaad there is a mattia

by iwishiwereamattia November 23, 2021

Mattia

Mattia is probably a small italian. the biggest part of his body is his dick. Noone understands how he gets them bitches. All girls love him and he has several gf at the same time. U can use Mattia also as an adjective.

You are a Mattia = you are a playboy

omagad i want his dddd

by iwishiwereamattia November 23, 2021

Mattia

This is a slur for a Giga Star Wars Nerd.

"Hey that dude is such a Mattia."
"Hey dude you can't say, he just likes Star Wars."

by alaska-devon December 01, 2024