Mattia Polibio

Possibly the most attractive TikTok boy, has shawty wrapped around his finger, probably has the best friend group of all time, and gets accused of bullying Alvaro the most even though he loves him.

person 1: did you see how mattia polibio bullied alvaro on kairis live?
person 2: yeah but he’s joking dumbass.
person 1: yeah I know but anyways..

Mattia Polibio by xoxo dumb bitch October 30, 2019

mattia polibio

finest tik tok boy you’ll ever see. Just look at him, you’re welcome

person A: yo whose ur crush? mines luvanthony
person B: ewwww what r u on. mines Mattia polibio

person A *looks him up*
person A: GODDAMNN he’s sexy as shit

mattia polibio by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

Matthias

The guy that is calm and collected but still can be crazy, He likes good movies and good music. He can relate to a lot of people. He is very understanding and a good listener. He has his dorky side but it's comforting to some people. He also likes to be outside, not inside of his house.

Oh that Matthias He's such an awesome fella.

Matthias by ThatGuy2315642132 December 9, 2010

Olivia Mathias 

A massive ghandi stan with demented pinkis. She loves stuffed animals and spamming her snapchat private stories. She has a very loud extroverted personality and is more than ready to karate chop anyone because she is really strong. Olivia is a jack of all trades and she attracts tons of male attention from her incredibly diverse looks and personality. She is unexpectedly very smart even though she doesn’t act it.

Wow i think i love Olivia Mathias and i really want to take her home and carry her children.

Olivia Mathias by TeeJay DW March 19, 2021

James Mattis 

With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.

NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"

James Mattis by Generic name here May 28, 2017

Mattgasm 

When Matt touches you and butterflies take over your stomach causing you to slightly orgasm.

Friend One: What happened!?
Friend Two: He made me Mattgasm!

Mattgasm by Mattgasmer February 26, 2012

Matthias Moment 

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.

Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"

Matthias Moment by Ya Boi Matty Ten Mahayehfieken October 7, 2017