Matos

Shocking dancer

Yo that kid is a proper Matos

by SpicyBattyCrease October 19, 2020

Matos

Matos means stuff you need to carry an activity whatever the hell that’d be.
It’s a french word and so it’s spread out in all french speaking countries.

My personal favorite use of this word is what is referred to in english as “Stash” and other things. I use Matos to refer to all the shit I use when I’m about to roll a joint (rolling paper, weed, roller, filter, cigarettes ... )

These fellas outdoors and they better not have forgotten their Matos.

Sarah: Tell me you didn’t forget the Matos.

Sam: Fuck ! I knew I forgot something when I left home.

Sarah: Guess we ain’t getting high today :/

by rez_lompardist May 4, 2021

mateosexual

Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one

sprotosy: hey look at mateo I heard he recently came out as Mateosexual
Dave:that’s cool

by myku March 4, 2022

marmosis

the shining surface of the ocean

Seeing the beautiful marmosis of the Pacific makes me happy.

by [e-mail] June 17, 2022

Matosing

When you get an under age girl high, raw dawg her, nut, then spit on her back when you pull out, then feed her a plan b pill the next day.

I saw a Mexican hanging out with your daughter the other day matosing the shit out of her.

by Xijiping August 4, 2022

Matos Duck Face

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.

There it is…the Matos duck face.

by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023

maamoshee

maamoshee comes from a native language from far away usually meaning stupid girl or stupid biatch..!

LEAVE ME ALONE MAAMOSHEE!

by yogetoffmytip March 30, 2024