maturity man

Kirsten Casado...'Nuff Said.

"Hey Maturity Man, go have yer period elsewhere!!!" "biatch!"

by elliottson mexidurgen deerheadenflurgen April 30, 2005

modernity

A repeated and random word that a bastard uses in a lecture due to the lack of knowledge of the subject.

Blah blah blah blah Modernity Blah blah blah Modernity

by MAAD February 11, 2014

faternity

a bunch of guys jerking off on a cracker, the last one to come has to eat the cracker.

Ed: We just did a faternity, im still hungry

by Terezza December 25, 2018

maternium

the first bow movement of a women after childbirth. Most of the expelled waste is placenta.

I think i'll name my child maternium.

by LeaLea May 25, 2005

Caternity leave

Leave of absence when you get a new cat or kitten.

I'm out for the next 6 weeks for caternity leave. It's important bonding time when you first get a cat!

by Bikosmom May 18, 2017

Paternity leard

A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.

Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.

by Goveezy March 19, 2014

Abletonistic Modernity

Abletonistic Modernity: n., pl., -ties.

The constricting paradigm of electronic music oriented software digital audio workstations resulting in the homogenization of related music production techniques, and eventually, the music itself.

Newcomers to electronic music have a tendency to get stuck in the software oriented, Abletonistic modernity of the past decade, often ignoring or unaware of the quirky, more hardware oriented approach to electronic music production from previous decades.

by averyco July 9, 2010