mateo

kindest person you'll ever meet. who'll blush with his eyes and never fails to make something awkward. will freak out over holding hands and cares for you no matter what. he is such an amazing person that will make you smile uncontrollably 24/7 and have questioning why you deserve them.

mateo ZAMN

by dookiesucker420 November 6, 2021

Mateo

The smartest kid in class, probably a loner who watches anime and skips school with no repurcussions because hes just THAT smart. yep

Hmm Yes the Mateo here is made out of FLESH A.K.A food if you live in australia
Mateo is so weird

by Anfidelmar320 November 12, 2019

mateoster

To be a punk or weak mobster or the Myspace app Mobsters.

You punk ass mateoster.

by HellDawg April 29, 2009

matette

A female friend who is a mate.

Cheers for the chat matette!

by cheekylolla June 27, 2017

MateStreamArt

More known as Mated Fart. An art streamer mainly known in the shroom community. Known for his S P A M M I N G abilities and the way he fades. He does a professional stream

The other day I watched MateStreamArt do some funky shit on his live stream

by castorr July 18, 2017

mateo reyes

He has a giant horse cock and slays the cooch. Everyone wants his dick but he won’t stop farting. It’s still worth the horsecock. He is super smart and loving and is a bomb dot come hype beast

I want to pipe mateo Reyes this weekend

by Bobbybitch6969 March 10, 2020

Matetzebzbouch

Root: zeb --> dick in Algerian dialect

Matetzebzebch: (verb)
Made up by Fidikat during an argument, it means stop being dicks.

Simo: roh ta3ti
Bahay: no u
Fidikat: matetzebzbouch!

by Nakounamatata April 3, 2021