masterbating

Expertly jacking off.

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

Masterwaiting

verb. To quickly rub one out if you have been waiting for someone or something for an extended period of time. (30 min. to 1 hr.)

I heard from Ashley that Joe admitted he was masterwaiting until she arrived 10 minutes late.

by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010

Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011