by bullshit meister November 13, 2017
Get the a fat martian troll who plays minecraftmug. Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009
Get the Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian headmug. by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021
Get the Land Martianmug. A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.
Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.
by Rawlikesushi93 April 17, 2019
Get the Martianmug. The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
Get the The Martian Positionmug. The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.
by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019
Get the The Martian Fillermug. It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire
by ryangarrett March 11, 2021
Get the Martian who’s about to Discover Firemug.