a fat person that has sex with turtles and eats midgets likes to touch peoples nipples regardless of their gender, and has a twin brother that is an asshole and less cool. Needs to smoke pot more often, and get laid. should be a carnie, and distributes child pornography.
by lack of muscle September 14, 2010
by ari x anna August 10, 2008
A weak football schedule; a football schedule put together for the sole purpose of bragging about meaningless wins against really bad teams.
by Mountaineer May 10, 2006
by Not gay kid 2 February 28, 2018
Worst university in the USA. Very bad aerodynamics program. Extremely inferior to WVU. Has never beaten the WVU football team. (that goes back to before the plane crash, so they really have never had a good football team).
by Spierce January 20, 2011
by ricegum_is_asian December 07, 2017
Some bitch that probably shops at Marshall’s a lot. If your last or first name is Marshall, you’re probably either a) poops on the floor or b) some old woman who buys toilet paper on a regular daily basis.
person a: did you hear there’s a new student?
person b: yeah, but her last name is Marshall.
person a: *pukes*
person b: yeah, but her last name is Marshall.
person a: *pukes*
by gabe itch 🅱️🤡🧐😔🤥🎃 October 29, 2019