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marmite line

The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard
Fuck me you should of seen this bird's marmite line last night when I went down on her!!
by JOSHB February 2, 2015
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marmite motoway

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"
by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009
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marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.
After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.
by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008
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marmite afterbirth

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.
I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.
by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011
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marmite man

Talentless unfunny useless people on TV or in real life.
by Bluekeys December 15, 2016
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Marmite miner

similar to these words. turd burgalar beef smokerass pirate queer bummer ass bandit

A sexual reference to anal sex and those who practice it.
Guy 1:That guy is definately straight.
Guy2: no he is marmite miner for sure.
by Aaron Bostrom February 8, 2007
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marmite tunnel

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?
by tartanbeastie September 3, 2004
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