A group of epic gym class heroes, comprised of Marky mark, hector the booty inspector, dj T, ashey ace, and scotty gee. They save the class from loss and despair.
We were winning in handball, but then Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch came along, and before we knew it we were down 30 points.
by GCHC86 March 28, 2011

1.
Ninja 1: Yo check it, a bucket of kfc and a bottle of malt likker!
Ninja 2: marky got with sharon, yo!
or (alternate use)
Ninja 1: That motherfucker just done stold muh likker!
Ninja 2: Marky got with sharon, yo (in a sad voice)
Ninja 1: Yo check it, a bucket of kfc and a bottle of malt likker!
Ninja 2: marky got with sharon, yo!
or (alternate use)
Ninja 1: That motherfucker just done stold muh likker!
Ninja 2: Marky got with sharon, yo (in a sad voice)
by Jeebus Kriste December 24, 2008

by Maswor2066 January 26, 2022

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

by Kaytay_yo November 6, 2013

And not the one you're thinking of...
Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2023

Markis is a helper. Someone who ALWAYS puts someone else before themselves. The exact opposite from lazy. Never really does anything wrong so people don’t have a reason to be mad at him. People are mad at his reactions to their bullshit. Markis has a childish heart and is most likely has daughters. He probably has different cartoon socks for each emotion he has. Invests in a lot of figurines or knickknacks. Most likely is a kingdom hearts fan. Extremely spiritual, Has multiple talents and overall is a perfect person.
He is a diamond in the rough. Studies shows you can only get a Markis every couple centuries so treat him right
by Hanna Buratto June 6, 2025
