A black, gooey spread, almost a form of yeast extract, allthough far superior, produced by the allmighty Bestfoods corporation(, the only true Marmite being made in England; you really can't eat that shit from sanitarium, I mean the name alone can make you hurl. UUugh). and made, as many will tell you, from second hand brewers yeast. (yum-yum.) THAT is the true reason beer was invented, it was a part of the divine plan to bring the pleasure of Marmite, or Ambrosia, to the world of men.
The term is interchangable with Ambrosia, for it is indeed the food of the gods, though this is little known.
This delectable spread is eaten by some with honey or peanut butter, but the classic recipe is fresh white toast, spread with butter, which must melt swiftly so the Marmite can immediately be administered and then quickly devoured, in time to prepare the other slices of toast before they go cold.
of course, some mortals cannot stand the euphoria that comes with eating this food and say that it is the most revolting thing imaginable, to cover their inability to comprehend such divine fare, and so the human race will forever be divided between the "lovers" and the "haters".
I have travelled this world in my search. There is no substitute.
The term is interchangable with Ambrosia, for it is indeed the food of the gods, though this is little known.
This delectable spread is eaten by some with honey or peanut butter, but the classic recipe is fresh white toast, spread with butter, which must melt swiftly so the Marmite can immediately be administered and then quickly devoured, in time to prepare the other slices of toast before they go cold.
of course, some mortals cannot stand the euphoria that comes with eating this food and say that it is the most revolting thing imaginable, to cover their inability to comprehend such divine fare, and so the human race will forever be divided between the "lovers" and the "haters".
I have travelled this world in my search. There is no substitute.
English fellow: My mate, Marmite.
Foreign Person: Do you really make partnerships with yeasty spreads in this land?
English Fellow: Evidently you have never experienced the true Marmite.
Foreign Person: Do you really make partnerships with yeasty spreads in this land?
English Fellow: Evidently you have never experienced the true Marmite.
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A act committed by a person, when for personal gain, they knowingly have an affair with a married person regardless of the emotional, physical, or financial devastation caused to the marriage.
Their 20 year marriage was destroyed by marital terrorism.
Cheating websites encourage marital terrorism.
Their entire family was torn apart by a single act of martial terrorism.
Cheating websites encourage marital terrorism.
Their entire family was torn apart by a single act of martial terrorism.
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"PFC stephens is such a Maruit, he just asked me the other day if combat was like Call of Duty. What a fucking boot.”
"Don't be such a freaking Maruit, just walk across the grass already"
“Rodriguez is such a freaking Maruit that everytime the phone rings she stands up at parade rest and answers it. You can’t teach that level of Maruit-ness.”
SOME THINGS THAT QUALIFY YOU BEING A MARUIT.
Falling asleep in formation, putting your flak on backwards, asking the stupid-ass questions, Having a Perma-tan line on the back of your head from your cover,
"Don't be such a freaking Maruit, just walk across the grass already"
“Rodriguez is such a freaking Maruit that everytime the phone rings she stands up at parade rest and answers it. You can’t teach that level of Maruit-ness.”
SOME THINGS THAT QUALIFY YOU BEING A MARUIT.
Falling asleep in formation, putting your flak on backwards, asking the stupid-ass questions, Having a Perma-tan line on the back of your head from your cover,
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Get the marbing mug.A 'Marmite Situation' is the name we give to an object or person who you can only love or hate and can not have ambiguous feelings about.
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