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Manbortion

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.
Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010
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Mando

1. Mando, is a slang / statuts for a leader / Boss in the street , there is no one above him.

2. Mando is also a leader / boss off the streets, whatever the field (be the best)
if you see Mando in the street someone will die
by Wavy93 November 13, 2021
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"would you like a pinch of manboobs on your fettucini?"
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manboobs

Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.
Damn Terry, you got manboobs.
by TK May 19, 2004
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mandork

A slight variant of "Mandark", Dexter's rival in the show "Dexter's Lab". This variation can be used to describe anyone who is really nerdy or geeky.
'Sup mandork?
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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manbooty

A male butt that is big, round, jiggly, similar to that of a female.
"Dude, your manbooty is so big and bodacious I thought you were a chick from behind!"
by Sergeant Obvious September 18, 2006
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