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manpurse

what jack bauer carries on the show 24. its like a purse. but it is rather manly, hence the name manpurse. unless you are gay or jack bauer. i wouldnt reccomend wearing one.
Oh man, look at that manpurse.
OMG THAT IS JACK BAUER'S MANPURSE
by hayleyito January 30, 2007
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Manpinion

"Man-PEN-yun"

Noun: An opinion held by a man.

Verb: An opinion expressed by one who is a man.

Adverb: To express a manpinion that ends in 'ily' or 'ly'.
In his manpinion, Roger felt that Chevy trucks were far more awesome than Ford trucks.

In his manpinion, when doing 1970s sexual role playing Doug liked his wife to wear cutoffs instead of disco hot pants.

In his manpinion, Mr. Austin Smith felt turn signals were an unnecessary part of expressway merging.
by dustbunyshuny July 14, 2009
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manpons

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations
These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!
by Ross Smith February 13, 2003
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manpurse

a man's purse. If a man wears a manpurse, it doesn't mean he's gay, but it might mean he's kind of weird.
Mike Wilbon carries a manpurse
by drew January 29, 2004
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Manpon

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.
That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.
by Big B September 12, 2003
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manpleaser

The mouth of a woman, or man if he's a homosexual.
Shut your manpleaser!
by Jason Hahne April 25, 2004
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Manpanzee

½ Man, ½ Chimpanzee. Most hilarious word ever. Too bad a Manpanzee doesn't actually exist, but there are many sightings of unidentified animals that could be a Manpanzee, like bigfoot, yeti, abominable snowman, etc. Also, the theync user weeg may possibly be a Manpanzee, judging from his speech patterns. A possible rendition of a Manpanzee is the infamous Mangurl, which is what weeg supposedly looks like.
Manpanzee can be affectionately shortened to Manpan. The female version of a Manpanzee would logically be Womanpanzee.
*Manpanzee wakes up and goes downstairs*

Womanpanzee Wife: Aww you're up early, I am making Manpancakes today!
Manpanzee: Me eat Manpancakes. Did thay finished yet?
Womanpanzee Wife: Aww Manpan, why are you in such a hurry? You don't have to go to work for another hour!
Manpanzee: Me go early today.
Womanpanzee Wife: I love you.
Manpanzee: Me love you.
by toshinator February 24, 2010
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