cherry mangler

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.

Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

Manlet

A short statured strong male, (under 5"6), trying to overcompensate their height, mainly used to hate against short muscular men. 90% hate comes from men over 6 ft that is extremely skinny/ or extremely fat. 5% comes from insecure women who are over 5"10, 5% comes from low confident people who are unhappy with themselves.

Tall frail/very fat men "hey look at the mantet he's so short and muscular"

Insecure women about height "omg he's so short, he's a manlet"

other 5 % I hate on every one so let me go make fun of that manlet

by true facts December 31, 2014

Mangletron

A Human form of "Transformer", who pilages his/herself using substances until one transforms into a mangled wreck.

Chad has managed to miss surfing yet again this Saturday morning due to his extensive partying last night, What a mangletron!

by chADDerall November 16, 2009

Mangleable

A girl you think is worthy of sexual intercourse is mangleable.

" Hey Kyle check out that gimpy fat girl"

"She is totaly mangleable"

by Mangle man October 27, 2010

manglewhore

One who is a whore for mangling stuff.

Have you ever seen the work that Henry does, he's a real manglewhore!

by meatface November 26, 2010

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

manflex

When a man "flexes" his manliness in potentially obnoxious ways.

Sean really manflexed last night. Amanda was unable to get to the bar to order. Sean walked up, parted two people taking up space in front of the bar, shouted for the barman's attention, ordered and paid for the drinks all while using a Scottish accent.

by Smorg317 February 15, 2015