A degree plan that costs tens of thousands of dollars so that one day you can work at the minimum wage job of your choice at your respective restaurant or hotel.
Jen: "Hey I just graduated with my degree in Hotel & Restaurant Management!"
Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"
Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"
Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."
Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"
Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"
Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."
by Mojavis September 10, 2009
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A skill that is useful for graphic designers.
Essentially, it allows people to rearrange other's days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.
It is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.
Essentially, it allows people to rearrange other's days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.
It is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.
by Damian Jennings March 15, 2004
Get the time management mug.The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.
by Zak April 30, 2003
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Person A: This Climate Change really has me worried.
Person B: Me too, I hope someone figures out planetary management to prevent it from worsening.
Person B: Me too, I hope someone figures out planetary management to prevent it from worsening.
by Hyphae May 21, 2019
Get the planetary management mug.An Incompetent Middle Management structure that exists even when there are changes in upper management. Upper Management may want to set a new course of action, but is not well executed by the current inept middle management.
Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard you got a new CEO in your company.
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
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Get the Muddle Management mug.A level of middle management in a company where there is a high level of incompetency, where management just muddles around and does nothing!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard your company just got a new CEO..
Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!
Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!
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