Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Memphis

1. City in southwestern Tennessee (also the largest city in Tennessee)

2. Home of Three Six Mafia (Oscar-winning), Elvis (King of Rock & Roll), (Historic) Stax Records, Orange Mound (2nd oldest black neighborhood), blues, R&B, and Beale Street.

3. Mostly all black 60% African American population.

"I live in Memphis."

by Mz.Orange.Mound.Memphis.Gal June 29, 2006

Mampi Swift

A legendary drum & bass DJ and head of Charge Recordings who started his career in the early 90s. Known for very technical and precise mixing as well as being able to drop multiple tracks at the same time known as double- or tripledrops (depends on the number of tracks).

The DJ was on fire, dropping five tunes at the same time like Mampi Swift!

by ben masters June 27, 2013

memphis mouthwash

The act of french kissing a girl while you have smokeless tobacco in your mouth.

In Joe Dirt, Joe kisses a girl while he has a dip in his mouth and says, "keep that skoal baby." That is memphis mouthwash.

by jd220905 April 8, 2008

Memphis 10

Nickname also called "M-Town" Crunkest city ever in the South.Hell, it is the crunkest city ever. Crazy folks who can buck. Down in Memphis ,anything can happen.
Better not fvck with the best, or da Memphis folks will tear yo ass up.

"Mane,why is you're ankle look twisted?"


"I lost in a bucking contest in Memphis 10."

by MemphisMuzicGirl on Y!A March 1, 2009

mampi

A very large woman.
Usually not a good looker

No way am I going out with Sharon she too mampi for me.

by Jon Mac January 15, 2004

Ralph Malph

the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.

Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008