maltesers

Inserting the penis far enough into the anus so that the testicles push up against the outside of the sphincter and are coated with brown feces.

That dumb slut had a taste of my maltesers after anal last night!

by Wikc June 16, 2011

The Malteser

This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.

John: "Why are you eating so much curry Steve"
Steve: "I'm preparing to do The Malteser tomorrow"

by Pooeychooeylooey November 19, 2016

eryn maltesers

hottest tik tok star to exist , she is scary and big and chunky 😏🥵, she always munches on maltesers(YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT) she is very spicy

jemima: OMg is that eryn maltesers the hottest and coolest tik toker?
eryn: yes bitch 😎

by chicken feet sucker April 26, 2019

Maleese

A corny word used by older brothers who wan`t to sound cool. Maleese is also a well known football team as maleese F.C.

"I've just maleesed my pants"
"twice"

"After getting ink on one's bag you say 'Shit maleese'"

by Ninja bladder November 1, 2004

Malteser

A teacher who is apparently REALLY fit but has maffis eyes and is on anti-depressants and is also rumoured to be a the forgotten star on porn hub (and is also a real bitch/slut)

"I wonder is my teacher a Malteser"

by idonthavechlamidiya June 12, 2018

Malteser

A person with Maltese heritage in their family and is a bit of a dick head/smart ass sometimes. Usually, this dickheaded-ness AND OR smart-ass gene is passed on from the father.

Seb and Mathew are such Maltesers.

by Tim the boi from Straya July 12, 2019

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023