Malestor

A spanglish word combination of Male and estor with a literal meaning of man roller blinds. Simple, effective, gets the job done, and the whole package. They may not look like a lot but when you open them up, big things come in small packages.

He was a malestor. He gets shit done.

by Lonelypoetic June 25, 2018

mailstrom

A humongous debacle/scandal caused by negligence/laziness/corruption on the part of the Postal Service.

With all the mailstroms that have been talked about in the news lately, I'm almost afraid to mail a letter, for fear that there will be some stupid-a** delay or "returned to sender" screw-up with my envelope's delivery!

by QuacksO February 15, 2019

Maestro

When your really fucking big and pull of a good, strong lift at the gym.

Come on bro, push! one more rep come one. Fucking Maestro!

by Whip nae nae family gay June 9, 2020

Malestra

A non-binary chaotic creature who consumes lots of coffee and hot cocoa.

Oh look, it’s the Malestra with their amazing artistic skills

Oh no where did the coffee go

That gremlin is so chaotic today, must be a Malestra

by funkyfungy November 21, 2021

Malestruation

It is the alternative to female menstruation but for men, or rather, male menstruation.

I had serious abdominal pains earlier today, I think my malestruation periods just started.
I have no idea why girls do not believe boys get periods, it is called malestruation, look it up!

by cbran_1 January 25, 2022

maestro

extremely gay bipolar mentally ill teenager with post traumatic stress disorder

"bro you sound like maestro rn"
"don’t compare me to that mf omfg"

by chloroquine April 27, 2022

maelstrum

A free-for-all jam-session of hand-plucked string-instruments.

Woodstock was a major maelstrum of multiple musicians playing at once.

by QuacksO May 4, 2022