malestraggot

small tiktoker and fellow 1D stan on twitter! Their content usually consists of thirst traps or weeb content as they are an anime enthusiast, on twitter their platform is dedicated to mostly 1D but sometimes there's some relatable stuff.They use they/them pronouns and identify as lesbian or trixic. They enjoy skateboarding, anime, art and music. They're nice , pretty and their name is Sam !

bob: have you seen malestraggot 's new post?
elijah: no but ill check it out at home !

by ixmxlover134 March 15, 2021

malestress

A man that is having an affair with a married individual. The male equivalent of a mistress

I only found out about her malestress when I saw the pictures on her phone. We had both been secretly seeing the same man. He was my malestress too.

by Timaloo July 3, 2023

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.

by Trashginger April 4, 2018

MapleStory

A 2D online game for no-lives who find pleasure in fighting pixels. Unless you have spent most of your life in this game, you would probably be shunned by other online idiots for not being level 436575427542, and not spending real life money on 50 kajillion Nexon Cash. (Short term = NX. Bought with real money.)
3.9/4 of the people in the game can't type proper english, especially when they're trying to flame you. This in fact, just makes them look like losers who really need to get a life.

No-life : HOMGZ I JUST FOUND A SUPER ITEM FROM GACHAPON IN MAPLESTORY LOLOLZ YA!!!!!11

Person : Congrats, and it only took you $7834683 to get it!

by NexonFails June 26, 2009

maplestory

ever play diablo 2? it's like diablo 2 but 500 times slower and 5000 times more tedious. for heavens sake you kill snails and mushrooms can kill you. it's also boring since it lacks a real plot. however, if you REALLY REALLY want to play this game, you gotta hack. if you don't hack, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage to the other people who do hack, and you'll be wasting your time.

wanna know how slow maplestory is? it takes around 5 minutes to get to level 2, and around 2 hours to get to level 10. then it takes around 20 hours to get to level 30. in diablo 2, you can go from 1 to 75 in 16 hours. both are a waste of time, but which one would you rather do?

by The Mr Needles Experience April 27, 2007

MapleStory

A great MMORPG from Wizet and Nexon, often contrdicted because of similarities to Ragnarok(another MMO). Well known qualities of MapleStory include its 2D gameplay, often compared to classic Mario games and its unique level of character customization.

Mile: Dude i just discovered the best RPG ever!
Larry: What is it?
Mile: MapleStory, download it from Nexon.net, its totally free!

by Kilik365 June 23, 2009

e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.

After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.

by AlanHarper February 23, 2009