Maleraich

Name for a Male who is very Buff sports a Large tatoo and adheres to dark/goth style fashions. albeit lacking makeup.
They are also very well endowed and can give amazing sex.

guy 1: wow that dude is so buff and cool.

guy2:yeah hes a total Maleraich

by Ragesat Trolls February 19, 2012

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

maleroaded

When a female is maneuvered by a male into going along with something against her own judgement/interests in order to avoid being negatively labeled

A colleague maleroaded me into a schedule change that doesn't work for me.

by BP&Co January 30, 2019

maternalism

A type of toxic behaviour most commonly exhibited by middle aged women which seeks to control or discredit a person through a sustained campaign of infantilisation, gaslighting and intense focus on the target's perceived flaws or disabilities.

Through this the perpetrator sets themselves up as a protective mother figure of an otherwise capable adult to whom they are usually not related.

This tactic is often used in the defence of bigotry or conspiracy theories such as the anti-vax movement, the goal being to portray the target as too immature to have their arguments taken seriously.

That article by JK Rowling reeks of maternalism.

by sonderland June 11, 2020

Maternal Joke

Also known as Your Mom or Yo Mama. This is a high risk that everyone knew you're toxic or insecure especially when you lose to an argument or a multiplayer game like Call of Duty. If you get roasted, do not use the same joke cause you only look like a clown.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.

Example of a Maternal Joke:
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.

by Ronald Lee July 25, 2021

Malena

Malena is a special girl. She looks like a sweet friendly girl, but she can be a very cold person. She always knows in advance the intentions that people have. She knows when she is right and listens to her gut. She’s confident and doesn’t need anyone, she knows that she is very pretty and the best friend someone could ever have. Malena respects everyone and can’t stand childish people. She’d do anything for the people she really loves! If you hurt her, you’ll never know it, cause she won’t show it. In a relationship, she’ll be very loyal and expects the same from you! Malena is one of the only people you can trust.

Malena looks so good!

by jujujulala November 21, 2021