maryland barracuda

when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.

"I caught Aunt Martha and Uncle Owen in the barn doin the maryland barracuda"

by Yoho January 11, 2007

Maylana

A girl who likes to creep up on people and scare the shit out fo them.

AHHH. What the hell, you scared me. Don't be a Maylana!

by RHKA July 9, 2011

Maryland

Maryland is fun, and the crabs are great, but DC is NOT in Maryland!

#1: I'm from DC.
#2: Me too! I grew up in Silver Spring.
#1: Don't insult me. You're NOT from DC.

by Washingtonian February 8, 2005

Maryland

Maryland its better than Philly, New york and stinking new jersey. We don't speak with dirty accents. Our attitudes are straightforward we don't dance around any subjects. Were not like those crazy ass people from DC and those boring ass people from VA. We got swagger and we show it. You know your in Maryland when you cracking open some crabs and drinking a beer. We know how to chill. We drive with our windows down and music blaring. We are straight up from LANDOVER HILLS to BOWIE.\. I-95 to 495 to 695. Don't come up in Maryland acting all ghetto and boogie cuz this ain't new jersey. We know how to party. So put yo stunner shades on and Welcome to Maryland.

Newjeresier: Omg henry I don't think were in Jeresy nomore!!!
Marylander: hell naw, Shut the hell up.

Virginiaer: Oh Martha! I think we just crossed the Potomac into MARYLAND!!
Maryland: Shut the hell up.

by Fantasia Butuka November 25, 2009

Maylan

a small petite brunette girl who bleaches her hair and is usually found wearing glasses, that also has a very strong but enjoyable country accent. she may come off as shy but wait until she is unleashed from her shell and you will experience a whole new side. When mad she tends to take long walks and does the choo-choo. Obsesses over the band Manic Bloom. If you ever come across a Maylan except her into your life, for you will see she is a wonderful, honest, trustworthy, hyper active, good friend!

Man, look at that girl with the glasses over there. She must be a Maylan.

by caitybell November 3, 2010

manyland

a game with a ton of homophobes. look it up,people.

create something! it's what manyland is for,after all.

by anynonomoose July 25, 2018

Maryland

State in which is split between two metropolitan areas, especially when it comes to sports.
State that contains Mountains to the west, the Chesapeake bay in the middle, and Beach to the west.
State that has the Best crabs in the world, Maryland Blue Crab.

Maryland is a good place to be

by Paul April 6, 2004