Definitions by Yoho

maryland barracuda 

when an old woman is performing fellatio on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his penis and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.

"I caught Aunt Martha and Uncle Owen in the barn doin the maryland barracuda"

maryland barracuda by Yoho January 11, 2007