makeup sesh 

when 2 stoners have a fight and they makeup by smoking a large quantity together.

Andrew: Im sorry about ditching you last night dude.
Shannon: It's allright man.
Andrew: Lets have makeup sesh. :D

makeup sesh by Dr. Whistler October 24, 2011

Makeup mother 

One who teaches you the ways of makeup

Omg, her makeup is on point! Her makeup mother taught her well!

Makeup mother by J. Ortega July 23, 2013

makeup affect 

Makeup makes a girl prettier but usually the more makeup the stupidity gets larger

Yeah she's an example of the makeup affect

makeup affect by Forty-nine May 1, 2016

makeup sick 

When a person loves makeup more then anything else. When your heart skips a beat for makeup

“She said do you love me I told her only partly I only love my bed and my makeup I’m sorry”

“I feel like you don’t love me” “it’s not that I’m just makeup sick”

makeup sick by ILoveMakeUp12345 May 12, 2018

Makeup warrior 

British slang for a bootleg representation of African cultures

Did you see those Makeup warriors at the tube?

Makeup warrior by Bobby white house October 10, 2021

makeup sexting 

When you have a “make up sex” session but it happens via text. Usually it follows a fight or disagreement.

Dude! I started a fight with my virtual girlfriend just to get the makeup sexting. It’s so hot!

makeup sexting by Single dad journeys August 9, 2023

Makeup Sex 

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

Makeup Sex by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 30, 2024