Major Pwnage

"Major Pwnage" aka "Major Ownage"
usually can see in online gaming
Means: Beating the living shit out of the
opponent!"

It is used in past form.

John: "TREY, UR BROOTAL, THAT WAS A MAJOR PWNAGE U DID THERE!!!"
Trey: "Hell YeaH!!! CARNAGEEEE!!!!!"

by eNiqUe February 3, 2009

Major Spelling Mistake

Basically all of r/ihadastroke.
A major spelling mistake is different from a minor spelling mistake because a minor spelling mistake is commonly used to easily win an argument and doesn't matter; a major spelling mistake is fact, and when made, the recipient(s) of the letter blender have a choice on how to use this.

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between friends:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: I uh...
Person 2: Sorry, I messed that up a lot. Anyways, yes, I did.
*Nice conversation*

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between enemies of any kind:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: Major spelling mistake, I win + bankrupt + ratio + you're bad.
Person 2: D:
*Everything bad*

by Rubixed Cube March 23, 2022

majorly

(adverb) very, very, very

That movie was majorly stupid.

by Anonymous January 14, 2003

C Major

Any large group consisting of only white people.

Because the C Major scale uses only white keys.

Guy 1: Is this party gonna be in C Major?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Damn how many sharps?

by maestro4 January 12, 2010

major malfunction

the underlying problem with a situation or person

(a girl is moping around the house)
Mom: (to girl) what is your major malfunction?

by .git.it.whit. May 6, 2006

major major

A term coined by Venus Raj, as first heard during the question and answer portion of the 2010 Miss Universe Pageant.

It comes from the root word "bonggang bongga", a term commonly used in Filipino gayspeak, which means "extravagantly extravagant", "outlandishly outlandish", or "exuberantly exuberant".

"It's not a major major mistake, unless you say it in national television."

William Baldwin: "What's the biggest mistake that you've made in your life and what did you do to make it right?"

Venus: "You know what, Sir, in my 22 years of existence, I can say that there's nothing major major problem that I've done in my life because I'm very confident with my family, with the love that they are giving to me. So thank you so much that I'm here. Thank you, thank you so much!"

by it's OK VR, you made us :) August 25, 2010

What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

by ke6isf November 7, 2003