Definitions by .git.it.whit.

polly pocket 

a short, little, skinny bitch (usually white) with no boobs and no ass that guys like anyway for god knows what reason... probably because they think shes cute like that stupid toy all little girls used to play with

fuck polly pockets!

polly pocket by .git.it.whit. May 6, 2006

major malfunction 

the underlying problem with a situation or person

(a girl is moping around the house)
Mom: (to girl) what is your major malfunction?

major malfunction by .git.it.whit. May 6, 2006