KYLE MAYNARD

A guy who knows nothing about football

Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol

by mashupawesome November 23, 2021

Maynards

When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.

When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.

by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008

Maynarding

The act of having an affair with a married co-worker.

"Hey, did you hear Robbie is maynarding Chris's wife"

by Wonktaht July 11, 2014

Maynard

A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person

Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.

by Yo It's Bruce October 16, 2012

meinard

god teir animator and good person

have u seen meinard yea he best animator in town

by mr cat the thicc one November 12, 2020

Meinard

a person who gets mad pussy and is probably doing your mom at this exact moment

bruh Meinard did my mom again
ay no way

by 092582tgnihy329itjqw January 23, 2021

maynard

A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.

Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"

"Fucking hell, some maynards made another page"

"Omg what a maynard"

by chyeahyeah11 June 12, 2014