maynard

A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.

Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"

"Fucking hell, some maynards made another page"

"Omg what a maynard"

by chyeahyeah11 June 12, 2014