Incredible Mohawk Bros.

Pre-Weird Al funny music band from Detroit that started as a joke and blossomed into one of Detroit's music legends from the '70s. Originally took local bands' lyrics and changed them to funny lyrics but began writing creative and hysterical songs of their own in short time like "Sliders & Fries", "Ivan The Putski", "Summer Camp In Moscow", "Scream Bitch!", to name but a few. Formed by two of Detroit's eastside delinquents, The Despicable Mikey Moe Hawk and The Insatiable Tommy Hawk, they lasted together as a musical and movie project until 2007 when the retired the "Mohawk Bros." officially, but still remain best friends to this date. Look their name up on Google or whatever search engine becomes more popular eventually, and you'll get a taste of some sick individuals with guitars in their hands. Kind of like a Detroit punk version of Alice Cooper & Frank Zappa, but very original too. These guys wore SKI MASKS onstage to protect their real identities and are rumored to have committed crimes after their shows in their stage costumes.

That Reruns band and the Polish Muslims completely ripped off The Incredible Mohawk Bros. who did it all a lot sooner than they did.

by Roger Halstead March 26, 2008

mohawklet

A combination of a mohawk and a mullet.
Typically worn by super rad kids.

Allie has such a cool mohawklet!

by omg lulz! December 24, 2007

Night Elf Mohawk

Mr T's Class/Race in World of Warcraft

"Hi I'm Mr T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk."

by YNG March 18, 2008

mahaskas

A slang term for penis

That jerkoff was walking around the locker room with his mahaskas hanging out like it was his own private bathroom

by Mikey C's May 10, 2010

yellow mohawk

A golden shower which results in urination on the top of the receiver's head.

"I tried to piss in her face, but she got a yellow mohawk instead."

by RaptorClan April 26, 2009

mississippi mud mohawk

when you squeeze out a turd in a line on a girls head like a mohawk

i was giving shari a tea bag and decided to give her a mississippi mud mohawk asswell.

by Mike Huntisitchin December 14, 2008

Mohawk

An economically depressed village in Upstate New York, home to bankrupt war veterans and scumbags that smoke in the park. Highly regarded for it's homegrown sluts and fine dairy farms, Mohawk boasts a wide variety of heifers, pizza shops, and blowjob gnomes. Most people that are born there, are doomed to live there forever, seeking employment at Remington Arms or McDonald's. It's now failing school system once boasted a splendid football team, which is now degraded into an embarrassment. All visitors should be warned that spending any extended time in Mohawk will result in part of your soul dying, and the likely contraction of herpes.

"Hey man, I met this girl online. Want to go meet her with me? She lives in Mohawk."

"Hell no, I'd rather be a retarded blind gay paraplegic living in Lebanon."

"Ah, fair enough."

by getmeoutofmohawk15 January 23, 2010