Macie is a hard person to describe. She's just a great person most beautiful, most funny, most honest person you will ever meet. She has the most beautiful brown eyes a beautiful smile and the cutest laugh ever. she's a good person and sees the best in everyone, she'll give you a 2nd chance even if you don't deserve it. she doesn't like being like other people she might follow some trend but she wont be like everyone else she's not the kind of girl to want to do anything freaky she'll barley hold a guys hand. she won't hit on you or beat around the bush if she likes you she'll just say it. if she feels like she wasting her time with someone or something she'll leave but she's not a quitter she rarely gives up on people or on anything for that matter she's very loving and kind she cares for her friends and family and she'll address you first. If your worth it if you have a macie in your life you wanna hold on to her and cherish her for as long as you can she'll give you chances but don't take her for granted because though she gives chances she will leave if she knows she's wasting her time. if you have a macie you know she's got your back she'll BITCH slap someone for you she may be kind hearted but she's no push over. when she's pissed don't look in her eyes. Macie is a small RIPPED she hulk she's funny and is full of jokes and pick up lines she's a genius and will call you out on your $hit. The best therapists and doctor .love and fear this woman.
me: Getting made fun of*: bro stop i get it
macie: Stop it *BITCH SLAP* you gotta be bored loser to have to mess with someone who didn't do anything to you don't talk to me or my friends again god
bully: says insult (probably something racist)
macie: says something intelligent
me:
macie: Stop it *BITCH SLAP* you gotta be bored loser to have to mess with someone who didn't do anything to you don't talk to me or my friends again god
bully: says insult (probably something racist)
macie: says something intelligent
me:
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noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.
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Get the Macing mug.an elitist retarded person who gladly and enthusiastically pays a ridiculous amount of money for sub par computer and entertainment equipment despite having numerous better and less expensive options because they believe every completely false and semi-false claim made by Apple/Macintosh Inc. or they want to be able to sit at the genius bar and feel superior as they try to use their computer even though they don't know what the fuck they're doing so they ask one of the staff persons at the store who, of course, don't have an answer except that maybe they should try buying some upgrade or apple care or other useless add-on which the douche willingly does without thought or question...they just stare at that glowing half-eaten apple
see also: iDouche
see also: iDouche
Macindouche: Hey check out my new mac.
Smart person: ...cool?
Macindouche: Yeah it's got a 1.8GHz processor, 2 gigs of RAM, bluetooth, wi-fi, it's ultra cool
Smart person: How much was it?
Macindouche: (some ridiculous amount of money)
Smart person: I just got a pc for half that price with twice as much power.
Macindouche: Yeah but this thing is awesome, it can do video editing, I can watch movies, listen to music, it's ultra top of the line.
Smart person: Yeah my pc does all that too.
Macindouche: Yeah but I can like plug anything into it and it will work, like an mp3 player, a digital camera, external hard drive, external superdrive...
Smart person: Yeah me too. What the fuck's a superdrive?
Macindouche: It can burn cds AND dvds.
Smart person: Oh you mean a combo drive, yeah my pc has one on it. You had to buy an external?
Macindouche: Yeah I bought an external but it's more than a combo drive, it's a superdrive.
Smart person: What does it do other than burn cds and dvds?
Macindouche: It plays them too.
Smart person: All burners play the media they can burn.
Macindouche: ...huh?
Smart person: Nevermind. So does it do anything else? Any reason you spent so much on it?
Macindouche: Yeah, it can't get viruses.
Smart person: Yeah it can.
Macindouche: No, macs can't get viruses.
Smart person: Then why did it come with virus scanning software?
Macindouche: ...in case one day it can get viruses.
Smart person: A computer can eventually lose its features?
Macindouche: I dunno, maybe. It doesn't matter though cause it can't get viruses.
Smart person: I've got a virus on this disk right here, let's put it in your mac.
Macindouche: No!
Smart person: But it can't get viruses you said.
Macindouche: Yeah but I'd rather not.
Smart person: I see. Why'd you buy that anyway? I thought you just got an ibook like 3 months ago.
Macindouche: I did but it stopped working. Kept crashing and locking up. Something about my hard drive being corrupted, whatever that means.
Smart person: Sounds like a virus.
Macindouche: No that wasn't it. Macs can't get viruses.
Smart person:...ok.
Macindouche: Anyway, I took it to the mac store to get it fixed and they had it for like a month and couldn't figure it out. So they sent it to Mac corporate and they had it for like 2 months and they couldn't figure it out. So yeah, I got this thing instead.
Smart person: Well...that's...great man.
Macindouche: Hey can I borrow your phone. I need to make a call and I've been unable to get any service ever since I switched to cingular so I could get an iPhone.
Smart person: I guess.
Macindouche: Thanks bro. I'll be at the genius bar. Hey you're really cool man, you should think about getting a mac.
Smart person: No thx. I like right-clicking...and vagina.
Macindouche: Huh?
Smart person: Nevermind.
Smart person: ...cool?
Macindouche: Yeah it's got a 1.8GHz processor, 2 gigs of RAM, bluetooth, wi-fi, it's ultra cool
Smart person: How much was it?
Macindouche: (some ridiculous amount of money)
Smart person: I just got a pc for half that price with twice as much power.
Macindouche: Yeah but this thing is awesome, it can do video editing, I can watch movies, listen to music, it's ultra top of the line.
Smart person: Yeah my pc does all that too.
Macindouche: Yeah but I can like plug anything into it and it will work, like an mp3 player, a digital camera, external hard drive, external superdrive...
Smart person: Yeah me too. What the fuck's a superdrive?
Macindouche: It can burn cds AND dvds.
Smart person: Oh you mean a combo drive, yeah my pc has one on it. You had to buy an external?
Macindouche: Yeah I bought an external but it's more than a combo drive, it's a superdrive.
Smart person: What does it do other than burn cds and dvds?
Macindouche: It plays them too.
Smart person: All burners play the media they can burn.
Macindouche: ...huh?
Smart person: Nevermind. So does it do anything else? Any reason you spent so much on it?
Macindouche: Yeah, it can't get viruses.
Smart person: Yeah it can.
Macindouche: No, macs can't get viruses.
Smart person: Then why did it come with virus scanning software?
Macindouche: ...in case one day it can get viruses.
Smart person: A computer can eventually lose its features?
Macindouche: I dunno, maybe. It doesn't matter though cause it can't get viruses.
Smart person: I've got a virus on this disk right here, let's put it in your mac.
Macindouche: No!
Smart person: But it can't get viruses you said.
Macindouche: Yeah but I'd rather not.
Smart person: I see. Why'd you buy that anyway? I thought you just got an ibook like 3 months ago.
Macindouche: I did but it stopped working. Kept crashing and locking up. Something about my hard drive being corrupted, whatever that means.
Smart person: Sounds like a virus.
Macindouche: No that wasn't it. Macs can't get viruses.
Smart person:...ok.
Macindouche: Anyway, I took it to the mac store to get it fixed and they had it for like a month and couldn't figure it out. So they sent it to Mac corporate and they had it for like 2 months and they couldn't figure it out. So yeah, I got this thing instead.
Smart person: Well...that's...great man.
Macindouche: Hey can I borrow your phone. I need to make a call and I've been unable to get any service ever since I switched to cingular so I could get an iPhone.
Smart person: I guess.
Macindouche: Thanks bro. I'll be at the genius bar. Hey you're really cool man, you should think about getting a mac.
Smart person: No thx. I like right-clicking...and vagina.
Macindouche: Huh?
Smart person: Nevermind.
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Commonly used in the Reggaeton scene to describe dancing (smashing the girl's rear.) Popularized by Daddy Yankee with his song "Machucando."
Commonly used in the Reggaeton scene to describe dancing (smashing the girl's rear.) Popularized by Daddy Yankee with his song "Machucando."
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