etta machetta

(adj.) A ghetto looking, ratchat, stinky, hoe or douche bag, commonly spotted at wal mart, that think they own the world. Can be male or female, any ethnicity;

pronounced etta mah-chetta
the opposite of classy.

Oh god, there goes those etta machettas!
I don't want to go to that store, there swarmin' with etta machettas.

by the bargain hunters May 11, 2014

Macheti

Tha throwdest nigga on the planet. Excels at rapping, beating ass, and spittin game.

Watch out! Macheti is coming and he's pissed!

by ZHC December 10, 2003

machetanz

A girl who is horny as hell and plays dat grab action and pisses them girls off. But all the men are fine because her ass is phenomenall

look at all those machetanzs i just wana Ugh them

by Balooga whale January 19, 2007

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

mathetarian

A person who does not do math

You are a vegetarian, I'm a mathetarian.

by Nj17 November 13, 2013

Machete

An instrument that divides shit.

He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.

Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.

by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021