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A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.
Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM
MUM by kurma March 13, 2018
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Mum. This is a word to address your mother. Often pronounced as (Mimm). Often used by Irish men with pizza shirts.
Tell Mum to use the upstairs bathroom.
Dad: okay I told mum
Mum by Duggy June 2, 2018
The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.
Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....
Mum by RVH August 11, 2018
mum by S1L4z October 29, 2018
Your local cookie maker.
Son: i want a sandwich
MUM: would you like 500?
Son: no im good with 1
Mum: oh i already made the 500 hundred
Mum by iPutTheBiInBitch December 16, 2018