Lonsdale

(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;

(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.

I was supposed to meet with Ben yesterday, but got Lonsdaled instead.

Ben said the meeting would only last 20 minutes, but he Lonsdaled us and went an hour and a half.

by Was509 April 13, 2017

Lyonne

Shes an amazing person nice pretty but shes inappropriate at times she can make you laugh. Shes the best girlfriend to have. You should love her and talk to her about anything because she will always be there for you. If you ever find a lyonne just know t ok keep her because once u lose her its hard to get her back you only have 2 chances with her. But if your a good person to her shes gonna be there for u through thick and thin.😍

Friend1:whos she hanging out with ?
Friend2:a very pretty kind girl thats never gonna let her stop laughing.
Friend1: ohhhhhh so shes a lyonne

by KASSIDA_4 December 18, 2019

kirkby lonsdale

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.

Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale

by chunderking April 30, 2010

Lionspread

The spreading of the ass cheeks to stop the chaffing after shitting all day from Lionshead beer, or any other beer that causes exceptional defecation the day after.

John: "Why you walkin like dat youngboul?"

Tyler: "I have to pull the Lionspread, cause my asshole is on fire from shitting today from the Lionshead last night."

John: "Fuck-a alls da lionhead, the day afta is like charizard is spittin fire on your brown eye."

Tyler: "...trills."

by tipsy mc.bongrips January 12, 2011

Lionsault Pin

Lionsault Pin -

One of Chris Jericho's finishing moves.
He runs towards the ropes, uses the ropes as a springboard and summersaults on the lying opponent and finally pins him.

His other finishing move is The Walls of Jericho

What an awesome move!!
No wonder, he was trained by Bret Hart's father Stu.

by Bari June 11, 2005

dandy lions

A group of 2 or more gay lions.

Little boy: Mommy, look at the dandy lions!
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

Lynsie

The coolest most athletic person you will ever meet. Lynsie is super athletic and amazingly beutiful. She is fun to be around and will make you laugh. She is shy at first then amazing when you meet her

Person 1: dude did you see Lynsie today?
Person 2: I know she is perfect

by Flower_rose May 12, 2014