Lurk Hard 

Trying your hardest to be unknown, usually when you are gonna commit a crime or shit on life.

Jim: Last night, someone shat on my goods!

Jamal: Lurk Hard!

Jim: WTF.

Lurk Hard by xXUntouchableXx April 28, 2009

lurk link 

A lurk link is a link to someone's myspace profile, for the purpose of whoever you are talking to being able to see who you are talking about. This is widely used in instant message conversations and myspace bulletins.

Darin was telling me how saggy this girl was, and I didn't understand until he sent me a lurk link.

dudeman1: Dude this chick is saggy
mandude2: lurk link, dude.
dudeman1: http://wwwhatever
mandude2: sag city, man.

lurk link by Jake Shaw July 20, 2008

Lurk Skywalker 

N. (noun) One who constantly lurks other people. Most commonly on social networking sites, but may entail broader lurking activities.

Hey Lurk Skywalker, stop creeping my facebook.

Lurk Skywalker by johnnymyers November 17, 2009

lurk jerk 

Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.

Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.
Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk

lurk jerk by Bobby H April 30, 2006

lurk learn 

a very cowardly, sneaky, and sketchy way of learning about someone either through ear jacking, reading their survey bulletins posted on myspace, or any other clandestine way of learning info on someone without actually talking to them.

Guy A: dude i think im going to ask out that girl
Guy B: you dont even know her, noob
Guy A: well ive been reading all of her surveys on myspace
Guy B: lurk learner!

lurk learn by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007

Lurk my Status 

More or less the opposite of "Like my Status".

Relevant to Facebook, when people on your friends list read your status updates but do not offer feedback in the form of Likes or Comments.
It could mean one or more of the following:
1) Your friends are apathetic about you and your little life.
2) You have made an ass of yourself and your friends are trying to spare you any humiliation.
3) You've indicated an interest in something (like furry porn or MLP) and people are suddenly embarrassed to know you.
4) One of your friends is stalking you (usually only happens to females) and is too timid to say anything.
5) The people you associate with maintain a Facebook presence, but are too lazy (or think they're too cool) to actively participate.

Lurk my status if you like penis.

Lurk my Status by Wraith84 August 10, 2013

lurk and bang 

When you Pull up to the hood with your boys then carry out a mission

"yo g. Did you hear about yesterday. My man and his boys went round Funke's ends to Lurk and bang"

lurk and bang by ZlataniumJr7 April 17, 2017