Lucid-ed

When you say something that is so smart or unexpectedthat it's actually hilarious, preferably when said by a teacher.

"I just got Lucid-ed in class today when my teacher said something so smart at the randomest time and my whole class cracked up"

by SWINE BU April 21, 2010

lucid steering

Steering in a car that feels so nice and perfect you begin to have sexual feelings for the way your car handles

After i replaced the steering pump on my camaro 1le the wheel just has lucid steering around corners

by Luciddriver52 April 23, 2018

Lucid pee

When you urinate with such strength and Gusto that you obliterate the whole bowl

A: Hey Man, wtf happened to the toilet?
B: I cut it in half while having a lucid pee.

by Getfucked Newman April 19, 2020

Orgastic Lucidity

A catch all term synonymous with the experience many men have post orgasm in which they may feel at peace and clear of mind, or depressed and anxious, or even a false sense of clairvoyance. It's result of the human brain's response to sex, that being lowered inhibitions, large amounts of dopamine and other hormones flowing, etc. immediately coming to a halt, which may also feel like reentering reality, or time suddenly slowing down to a normal speed. Guilt and shame can also originate from sexual activity involving a partner or pornographic material which when outside of an aroused state the subject finds unsatisfying, unappealing, or even disgusting. A second definition is the intentional suppression of sexual feelings by masturbating before an important outing or date.

In short, the sudden feeling you get after you bust a nut

Syn: post-nut clarity, post-nut guilt, post-nut depression, post-nut clairvoyance, cumming to your senses, sage mode

Scientist: Subject 01 has ejaculated. He is showing signs of regret, a symptom of Orgastic Lucidity

Person 1: The other day I jacked off and I realized why these last two weeks have been kind of shitty
Person 2: That's a pretty serious case of orgastic lucidity

by RETARDDUMBASS June 8, 2020

LG Lucid 3

A phone that is good, but crashes with new apps that require better software

Guy: My LG Lucid 3 is so trash every game crashes and it has less than 1GB of space
Other guy: Just buy a Samsung Galaxy
Guy: I can't, I'm too poor.

by Spaoggers September 14, 2020

Lucid Zyma

The best shake package player to ever do it, a trickshotting legend

Niggas be like - someday I wanna be like Lucid Zyma!

by BigBlackConga666 September 18, 2020

Lucidated

To have a lucid dream.

After my mother passed, i lucidated and she was in it.

by lucidatedcarlos October 14, 2020