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lonking

to poo whilst having sex, or to cum up someones ass and then they poo
dude, jane did some major lonking last night
by whittomnessss May 13, 2006
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Logging

Having anal sex over a fallen tree trunk in a wooded area.
Anyone up for a logging session tonight on the HEATH.

Dat log support dat booty just perfect for a long hard pumping.
by Wordlink May 24, 2019
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logging off

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.
Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.
by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005
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longinius

(1) n; The name of the upgraded Panzersherk on CallOfDuty: World at War

(2) adj; A penis diease all men want.
Girl #1; Did you know? Chris got longinius!
Girl #2; OMG, We should soo ask him to show us!
by boobookittyfudge August 11, 2010
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Logging

Originating from the Old English word logge and the Latin word Logia, Logging is the act of letting gravity take hold of your limbs and flopping yourself out on any surface hard or soft the way a log would on the ground hence the term logging. However recent philosophers have expanded the definition even further and now logging also can mean the art of doing nothing productive and meaningful with your time that contributes any value to society, essentially the same as what the word meant before, but a more progressive and inclusive definition that allows logging to be active, mobile, and portable

-Offically by the BOC November 29th, 2016
Jeez its been a long week, the couch looks real tempting right now, I'm about to do some serious logging.

I don't understand how the Kardashians are so famous and beloved, all they do is log!
by The real BOC November 29, 2016
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Logging

Sending friends/family point of view photos of your knees and clothing around your ankles while on the toilet, presumably defecating (taking a shit).
Gross my brother keeps sending me photos of him logging.
by Aka_85 March 30, 2017
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longino

Someone who is smart, athletic, and an amazing person. Someone who is nice to anyone they meet. They might become a little annoying sometimes but they would always be there for you when you need it the most. They love silence as well.
Longino is such a nice person.
by BigBoy84845 December 28, 2020
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