Lamping

The act of ejaculating onto a lamp

Austin was home alone and decided to get frisky with a lamp. It had to be thrown out due to the staining from his lamping

by ARPARP June 6, 2019

Looping

The repetitious act of a high school teenager (or teenagers) driving down the main highway (or more likely, the only highway) through a podunk town, turning around at a certain landmark, driving back down the main highway, turning around at a second landmark, and repeating the process until seeing another person with whom the teenager desires to hang out. The nonsense could have been avoided with a simple phone call.

RA = Reasonable Adult who is concerned with both safety and gas prices.
TA = Teenager with or without a driver's license, yet has access to a vehicle.

RA: "So what did you kids do last Friday night?"
TA: "Oh, we just went looping."

RA: "Looping?"
TA: "Yeah, we were driving around town until we saw some friends to meet up with."

RA: "Well why didn't you just pick up the phone and call them?"
TA: "I don't know. I guess there's just an element of divine intervention and meeting up with girls."

RA: "So you met up with girls?"
TA: "No, not this time."

RA: "Do you ever meet up with girls?"
TA: "Well not yet, but there is still the possibility."

RA: "Well isn't there a place you can go to meet girls?"
TA: "Not really, we would have to drive 45 minutes to go anywhere nice."

RA: "So your town is so podunk you have to go looping around it instead of all meeting up somewhere?"
TA: "Pretty much."

by PseudoScott September 18, 2012

lamping

Portmanteau of street slang and hacker talk. Lamping is chilling out coding. Originally popularized from the phrase "Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP", the acronym "LAMP" now refers to a generic software stack model.

Grab a dutch we're at my place lamping.

by desmondsdrums October 21, 2015

Lamping

Chilling, hanging out, cooling down after a gongshow.

Guy #1 "After that broad we tag teamed last night, we was lampin' for hours just holdin' our testosterones!"
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."

by the product September 5, 2005

lamping

hanging out, relaxing, just chilling. a football team came up with it. if that means anytihng

im just lamping tonight.

by cnschick January 28, 2009

LAMPING

TO ACT LIKE A LAMP. PLACING A LAMP SHADE ON ONES HEAD AND PRETENDING TO BE A LAMP.

PLANKING IS SOO OLD SCHOOL! LAMPING IS THE NEW TREND.

by THE813 July 24, 2011

Lumping

When a man wears pants that are too small for him, and he puts his package on one side of the seam. The effect this has is of a large lump going partially down the side of one of the pant legs.

The opposite of flossing.

From the verb "To Lump"

Dude, Scott wore those pants that are a size too small for him yesterday, and decided on lumping it. I almost threw up.

by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008